this guy was watching music videos with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of oingo boingo and he’s like “so basically it’s about a bunch of guys having fun and making crazy music” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a fan of oingo boingo” it’s precious
update: I boinged him
(Source: radiation)
me when doge marino faliero is executed and sentenced to damnatio memoriae for attempting a coup
me: alright! i finished the mistborn trilogy, what a crazy ride that was, time to see what the fans think of it and check some fanart
me: (sixteen seconds later) what the fuck is cosmere?
victor hugo, in the middle of a plot point: hold on. you know what time it is?
[turns, reveals the back of his frock coat embroidered with “TIME FOR VICTOR’S OPINION”]
if we are in a mutual follow there’s a 99.2% chance i want to talk to you but im scared i will annoy you
friendly reminder use your turn signal
hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?
show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there
“Pair of Flintlock Pistols of Empress Catherine the Great” Imperial Russia, 1786. Material: Steel, ivory, gold, brass. Gunsmith: Johan Adolph Grecke [4000x2728]
